The day my husband ask me to stay home to be a housewife, is the day I say yes under these conditions: I spend how much I want because you’re pretty much giving me more time out of my day to get my shop on! Either I’m getting a check every month to feed my Shopaholic addiction (which there is no cure for by the way) or he just don’t complain about how much money I’m spending at all because clearly you can afford to take care of it all! I notice some man can afford to let their wives stay home and look cute and don’t have to do all that cooking and cleaning every single day because they have a maid and that’s appealing as long as she finds something to get into. A housewife or housewives, does not mean you stay in the house all damn day!  It simply means you don’t work! As long as you don’t make him go broke, he’ll enjoy spoiling you and you’ll never give this job up! Your husband makes all the money and you spend it, his money becomes our money but the reality of it is, it’s mostly yours if you know what I mean lol!

Housewives Of The Man Who Needs An Ego Booster:

And then you have the man that needs constant reminder that he’s the man, we are clearly in 2014 but he’s living out the year way before his parent parents were born. He wants to arrive home, to home cook meals everyday. He expect the house clean, laundry nice & tidy, and after his belly is full he expects you to work your magic an put him to sleep. Make sure his clothes are laid out for work tomorrow, and lets not forget you have to wake up to make him breakfast. And since you got him use to a constant robotic routine, he’ll eventually start nagging when or if you decide you should do something with your life such as go to school, and find a job, or even start your own business. And when he start cheating which he probably was doing from the jump, he’ll tell you it’s because you changed…. Oh my I’m getting off track with this one…

Quadruple H Housewives/ Spoiled Queen:

Moreover you have the four H, (happy housewives happy husbands) You have the husband who truly wants to be a king and just wants to cater to his wife, he don’t mind the fact that she don’t work because, he’s truly capable of taking care of everything! Most importantly he know he’s the man. He appreciates her cooking but don’t expect it all the time, because he still takes his wife out on dates. He understand when he married her he did not assign her to a specific role or duty. To him she’s not a housewife, she’s a queen plus he treats her as such! They communicate well, She love’s her man, they compliment each other, and they both love the lifestyle, if wife gets bored he’ll encourage and support her to pursue her dreams.

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The Servant Housewives:

In addition you have housewives who was raised that way, take care of your husband he’s the man of the house (you spend more time in the house then he do god forbid u call yourself women of the house) its your job, cater to him, cook, clean, she don’t mind it at all because that’s all she knows, she loves her husband and worships the floor he walks on! In some people eyes she’s his slave but in her world she’s the best wife ever! Husband adores her because he feels like a king, he’s spoiled and he loves it, but all he’s doing is putting a roof over her head and paying the bills. Forget about making her feel special she should already know that, After all he did marry her! And he’s probably one of those husband who’s scared to come to America because he’s afraid other housewives might degrade her showing her what it’s like to get spoiled and cater to for a change. (A reason why some marriages don’t last when people move to other countries the lifestyle is different) but in the mean time you happy and your husband is feeling like a happy man so high five to ya!

Arrangement Housewives

There’s the women who always knew she wanted to be a house wife and that a man should always make sure his wife looks fabulous, To her it’s a Job she don’t like to cook or clean, she just wants to spend all her husband money she’s his eye candy, and she’s well compensated to play the role of a housewife and looks very appealing doing it. They don’t really know what love is let alone marriage! They are most likely in an open relationship and won’t get tired of each other, either they eventually fall in love with each other or someone else, One of them will get fired and served!

 

Which housewives are you, or want to be? Comment below I want to know.